Boss to employee: “Work harder so I can party harder”
Boss to spider: “So you are applying as web designer..”
Employees thinking to themselves “I wonder if the boss noticed I haven’t done anything all day”
Boss “I wonder if they noticed I haven’t done anything all day”
Boss “Why are you not working?”
Employee “Coz I didn’t see you coming!”
Bosses are like clouds, the day becomes brighter when they disappear.
Doctor to employee: Take 2 happy pills before you’re required to laugh at your boss jokes”
Boss writing, “A good boss never mokes mistakes!”
Boss gives 100% at work: 10% Saturday, 15% Sunday, 5% Monday, 10% Tuesday, 15% Wednesday
and 45% Thursday (because its a weekend)
Boss to supervisor: “Ask your staff to work harder, I’m buying a new Ferrari!”
Secretary to boss: “My computer is down, I have to do everything manually” (playing Solitaire)
Boss to employee on pay raise: “You are lucky to got a 50% increase. I only got 10%”
Employee’s salary 500, Boss salary 50,000. Do the math.
Boss to employee: “I am the BOSS. Always assume that I am never wrong”