Thursday Laughs

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Boss to employee: “Work harder so I can party harder”

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Boss to spider: “So you are applying as web designer..”

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Employees thinking to themselves “I wonder if the boss noticed I haven’t done anything all day”

 Boss  “I wonder if they noticed I haven’t done anything all day”

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Boss “Why are you not working?”

Employee “Coz I didn’t see you coming!”

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Bosses are like clouds, the day becomes brighter when they disappear.

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Doctor to employee: Take 2 happy pills before you’re required to laugh at your boss jokes”

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Boss writing, “A good boss never mokes mistakes!”

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Boss gives 100% at work: 10% Saturday, 15% Sunday, 5% Monday, 10% Tuesday, 15% Wednesday

and 45% Thursday (because its a weekend)

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Boss to supervisor: “Ask your staff to work harder, I’m buying a new Ferrari!”

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Secretary to boss: “My computer is down, I have to do everything manually” (playing Solitaire)

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Boss to employee on pay raise: “You are lucky to got a 50% increase. I only got 10%”

Employee’s salary 500, Boss salary 50,000. Do the math.

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Boss to employee: “I am the BOSS. Always assume that I am never wrong”

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